pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they’re aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I’ve always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?
When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish… And they actually emailed me back.
(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)
DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH
AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO
the thing about body horror is that there’s nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress
EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.
“Your son will take your throne from you,” they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they’d bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.
Years later, you realize what the prophets meant. For most of your life your son was your pride and joy; an academic, who would surely lead the kingdom into greater health and wellness. Until he committed the ultimate act of betrayal.
“You will not take my throne from me!” You cling to your grand chair so hard your knuckles turn white.
Your son sighs. “Dad. Dad it’s lead-”
“Of course it’s lead! It’s a strong metal, signifying the strength of our country- this throne has been passed down the royal line for 300 years, 15 rulers before me-”
“That is not enough time for that many people!” Your son throws his hands up in the air. “Because it is lead! It is poisoning you! Didn’t you wonder why grandpa died at 40?”
“Ah, pfoo! That’s the ancestral curse.”
“It’s the throne! The throne is the ancestral curse!!!”
Obviously as a gay Lutheran I don’t agree with Mr. the pope on a lot of things but I think it’s wild when he’s like “be nice and don’t be fascist” and then conservative Catholics get mad at him. Like bro that’s your boss, basically your king, and he’s just telling you to be nice to people and don’t be a nazi. If thats offensive I think you might need to do some reflection.
Why do you as a Lutheran have disagreements with the pope?
*looks directly into the camera with the most tired expression you’ve ever seen*
Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I’m always like “why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day.”
But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you’re inside the car, inside the situation, it’s easy not to notice all the extra work you’re doing just to maintain the status quo.
There’s all sorts of type of work that we think of as “free” that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.
The next time you think you’re tired from “nothing”, consider instead that you’re probably in situation where you’re doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.
opening my body’s task manager to see what’s taking up all my cpu
Also, just to add: we should not lose sight of the fact that the mammalian brain is a ridiculously energy-hungry organ. A human brain makes up 2% of the body’s weight and volume and 20% of its caloric requirement. Thinking is physical work.
Competitive chess players carb-load before tournaments. And lose weight in the process.
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that thinking physically takes up energy. I would be like “why don’t i have energy I’ve been sitting inside studying all day” ma'am it’s because the phrasings, evidences and vocabularies in your brain are eating the energy
big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don’t find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.
Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an “Informational product” to make it 100% exempt from Trump’s tarriffs:
All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚
Cards Against Hunmanity is constantly doing shit like this and I love it so much that it’s a fuckign. Bawdy card game company taking a stand all the time.
